- The Saga Of Getting To Work
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info_girl
- March 1st, 2007
Ok...so, *usually* I work at 9 AM....pretty straight forward....but last night I slept in my own bed for the first time in a few days and I accidently set my alarm to radio instead of buzzer...anyone who knows me really well is now shaking their head, because nothing short of a bulldozer will wake me up...but more to the point of the story....I woke up at 10:45 and was like "shit!!!"...so then I ran around like a mofo trying to get ready for work.....then I looked outside.... two bloody feet of snow on my deck.... o0.... so then I had to clean off my car, which is easier said than done when all of my elderly neighbours are out supervising the snow plowing, commenting on who has the most snow in their driveway and pondering the mysteries of how evergreen trees keep a lot of snow from clogging *my* driveway. On top of this, of course, I still haven't changed my ripped windshield wipers....so my window doesn't clear well either...
Soooooooooooooooooo.....once I got in my car, I had to go ramming speed backwards to get over the wall of snow the plow left for me, all while trying not to hit the aforementioned elderly neighbours, who were then all supervising my driving and commenting on my backing-up skills...then, once I got to Middleton avenue, which hadn't yet been plowed, I joined a long line up of every kind of vehicle known to man (cars, trucks, vans, plows, tractors, uber amounts of semi trucks, moving vans, army vehicles....everything)...this long line up was brought into existence as they'd just re-opened the TransCan highway...so it took me about 45 minutes to get onto 18th street because all of the drivers were conveniently forgetting many of the rules of the road....like the fact that you are required to stop at a three way stop, that you cannot block an intersection (people who didn't want to wait any longer just lead into the intersection, thereby backing up traffic from all directions...brilliant), that you are not supposed to speed past an entire line-up of cars just because you're turning in a direction that noone else seems to be going (i.e. everyone is turning left, and you want to go right)...
Then....once I got into the lineup at the 18th and TransCan intersection, I had to stop on an incline that hadn't been plowed....wonderful, I tells ya...so I had to pop it down into first to get my little Chev Aveo to actually cross the intersection....I swear that I could smell burning rubber...and all the while, my damaged wipers are swishing back and forth, with huge tails of rubber whipping and squiggling all over the windshield....so that was fun....THEN....as I got farther, a semi truck turned in front of me and proceeded to drive on the shoulder of the road (I think he thought there was a lane under all that snow....but I hate to inform him...no...there's only two lane traffic on the North Hill...one in each direction....)...so I was trying to gesture wildly to this moron that he was going to go into the ditch...and he must have finally got the idea b/c he suddenly veered in front of me...I hate idiot drivers...
By this time, I'd been driving for about 50 minutes (compare to the 5 it would have taken me to get to the same point if there hadn't been a storm and major highway closures and re-openings)...from there, it was smooth sailing until I got to the uni (travel time=55 minutes)...and 20th street had not been plowed...so I had to fishtail all the way to the parking lot turn off....where a troupe of music students had blocked the entire entry lane...and thought it was funny that I wanted to get through....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....so then, I finally got a parking spot and got to work almost exactly 1 hour after I got into my car...so...here are my totals:
Hours late for work: 3
Hours took to GET to work: 1
Hours I intend to stay at work: 3 (will do extra hour tomorrow)
How long it's taken for my socks to dry out: 1 hour and counting
How long it's going to take me to figure out how to change my wiper blades....as long as it took me to get to work...lolz....or longer
And just think....they're calling for more snow tonight...
The moral of the story????? Yup, It's March all right.....